If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Kris Allen: Jason Mraz mixed with John Mayer and a splash of orgasmmm
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
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