Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
Well i then put my mattress in my closet and am currently on it. This is a new one.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
Hey did where's my bong?
In the tree out back .... Top branch on the right
Should I bother to ask?
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
After the first time we had sex he kept saying "I'm proud of you" over and over again
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
I woke up this morning to pee and six dollar bills fell out of my underwear. I guess that lap dance just bought me lunch.
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