just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
Anywhere you can eat green eggs and ham, you can have sex.
I already brushed my teeth, and it's not even noon yet. Today's going to be a productive day.
Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
Valuable lesson learned: if you reach the point where you have to talk yourself in to finishing the last half of your beer, you shouldn't try.
We got back from the bar and started watching bizzare foods, which subsequently led to the consumption of large amounts of rancid lunch meat and small insects.
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
I told him his only options were from behind or me on top. I was not about to mess up my $80 blow out before graduation.
What if he turns back to me, finds me seemingly fondling my breasts, and thinks I'm turned on by eagles?
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
i sent him a picture of his friend's dick and told him he should really stop thinking he's my only option.
Just checked out of walmart with a 30 pack of Budlight and a wiffle bat. Hello, Monday night.
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