my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
After they won there was a guy outside Magee Hospital yelling "name your kid Sidney"... that guy may or may not have been me.
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
my underwear is inside out , I have a giant hickie. I'm wearing last nights makeup. this is going to be the best day at work ever
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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