Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
I just peed next to my dog in the yard. Unparalleled forms of bonding going on over here.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Swear to god this chicks brother got let out of jail for the weekend for the sole purpose of cock blocking me
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
You threw up in a empty pizza box at Pizza Hut and opened the door with your face. So that maybe why it's bruised.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
It's still fucked up that my mom let me think Vanilla Ice was my dad for YEARS just because she thought it was funny.
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