I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
I am 90% sure the kid in front of me in class is picking his face spots, smelling it, and then eating it. That is a LOT of % sure for something like that.
i was drunk and our names rhymed...what was i supposed to do?
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
It's like you are the superhero of getting jizzed on
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
I just ate 6 cheeseburgers with some homeless guy. Pretty epic.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Surveying the reception hall and I'm fearing the worst possible thing that could ever happen...this might be a dry wedding.
.,.,you might have to leave
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
I just wiped cum off my face with baby wipes... #momlife
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
I jerked off 12 hours ago exactly. I owe it to my penis to get laid.
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
Randomize
