in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You really need to take down the pics of you and your boyfriend on facebook. It's becoming increasingly harder to jerk off while i'm Facebook stalking your pics at 2am.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
Almost thought it was a good idea to call his parents to thank them for having a son with an awesome dick. That high.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
Had to belly crawl across the floor to the toilet with my eyes closed to puke my life out without making my hangover worse. Three times.
You better buy her a motherfucking bunnyrabit to make up for this. And me footsie pajamas for being a cockblock.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
I plan to get very, very drunk when I get off work.
But doesn't your shift end at like noon?
I don't think you understand.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
Its 7am I'm awake still drunk, there is food, random clothing and road cone in my room. I can't decide if this is a failure or a success???
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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