We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
i have to start hiding my credit card when i drink i woke up this morning with 4 emails from Farmville telling me i spent over $800 on coins last night
if i remember New Year's Eve then there is something seriously wrong.
I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
we are both sitting on my bed desperately refreshing the order tracking page for dominos.
I don't know what possessed you to do that, but you have to give the stripper more money before you try to check her oil or they are going to throw us out every time you do that.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I made it with a guy dressed as Mitt Romney. I told him "you can't have my vote, but you can have my body"
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
Let's go. I'm waiting for my time to shine among the stars of never never land. Make sure you bring my Peter Pan costume this time. Shit's bout to get real glittery.
come over we're fb stalking guys who were dressed as bananas last night because i can't remember which one i blew
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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