I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
I don't think there was a moment this weekend where grey goose did not course through my veins
My roommate comes home screaming, I brought you home a friend! I thought she brought me a guy...no, she brought home a one-eyed shih tzu.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
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