I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I take that as "no I'm not driving you to the bar in a blizzard"
Side note: THE ORIGINAL LION KING IS COMING THE MOVIES AGAIN--3D STYLE. We need to find shrooms.
Well it involved jumping two nine foot fences. But when you mix alcohol and persistence you can't lose.
I literally just got propositioned by a sugar daddy.
OUR DREAMS ARE BEING REALIZED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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