Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
he told me he liked me . I thought we were just fuck buddies . This ruins everything!
Please wake up and help me figure out how I woke up on the floor with my head under the couch
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