Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
I'm doing a half mile walk of shame carrying a trash bag and still very drunk. Save me. I feel like a refugee.
I just won unlimited hot dogs for life. I'm so glad I smoked
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Oh god I can't handle any more dudes. I just walk of shamed to work wearing a guy's boxers and a life jacket. This summer is going to kill me.
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I re-seduced my fuck buddy...must be the luck of the Irish!
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
its like probably shouldnt be sending pics of your asshole to strangers who work in the same building as you
Randomize
