there are so many fish in the see you have left to fuck
Fucked her within an inch of her life. Seriously. Don't choke bitches when they ask. Was way too drunk to be pulling that shit.
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Sitting in a bubble bath with my bong, how's your morning?
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
every single time I see a picture of the two of them on facebook, I want to just call her and scream "your boyfriend said I give the best head on the east coast". But I've been told that would be inappropriate.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
Well I was kicked out of the bar and woke up on a picnic table. I'd say the night was awesome!
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
so much tequila, so little girl.
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Please tell me you did not shit your Disney princess costume.
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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