i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
I made a mac n' cheesicle. Better in my head than in real life. Gonna keep smoking to see if it gets better.
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
I overcharge people for their weed so you can have yours for free, because I care
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
Next time we do shrooms i am finding an open field at sunrise and running through it and nobody is stopping me this time!
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
Randomize
