i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
it felt like the flash was giving me a handjob
im so poor im using the bottom of my laptop to heat my food.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Why can't I hire someone to teach me how to be a decent human being?
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
Wikipedia just saved you three hours and $30 on a bar tab. You should donate.
$5. Donated.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
I'm just imagining Oprah like "you're popping a boner, and you're popping a boner...EVERYONE IS POPPING A BONER"
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