do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
he just fed my chickens on farmville...i guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex<3
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
To be honest, waking up to 20 naked people in my house was not the weirdest thing to happen to me in the past 24 hours
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
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