Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
My vagina smells like strawberry tangerine twist.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
You stayed up for three hours wasted, feeding my rabbit 2 1/2 boxes of girl scout cookies.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My early Valentine's Day one night stand just took an uber home. Thank you, technology, for letting me enjoy this day in peace. 😍
Liquor has joined the party. Aly just fucking yelled "I LOVE COOKING" and poured margarita mixer, ice and tequila into the blender.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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