You know, I really only think drinking is a problem if you're not good at it.
Im like a co-bf. he pays for her birthday and christmas, but i get all the action.
I'm at the casino and some dude apparently has money in an entire row of slot machines. Its like watching a really intense adult version of wack a mole
I stole a road cone for their 13 yr old son. Apparently I told him to put Christmas lights on it, and "treat her like a lady."
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The cashier looked at my basket, looked at me and said "That's a lot of wine." I looked at her and said "Mother in law." She nodded approvingly.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
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