The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Did everyone make it back alive?
You say that with such hope.
Is that a no?
this is you don't wonder off at 3 am with no pants on. Just stay there and pray to god you don't get arrested for being on school property.
I'm wearing red that night.
Noted, what shade?
Whore.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
So who won the naked front yard Olympics last night?
Well my tits are spray painted gold & i have what i think r the Olympic rings shaved in my vag !!!!!!!SO its safe to say i won something ....
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
I gave myself a charlie horse masturbating this morning. I feel like that really set the tone for the day.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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