Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
This girls a $30 bar tab from being bi
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
You stressed the importance of not breaking the seal too early... and then proceeded to piss your pants when you sneezed.
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
She brought a box of chocolates to give the bartender and now he's giving her free shots.. Why didn't we think of that?
Friends bring friends secret work margaritas. my pink water bottle is in the cupboard
omg i met someone at the bar who sells hair feathers. that are long. saved in my phone as "haiirs deather"
I mean, yeah, she was cheating on me but I've been fucking her brother. My secret relationship trumps her secret relationship.
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
In the words of my step grandma "whatever makes your pussy happy"
Randomize
