So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Dude someone changed all the contacts in my phone to I Like Eggs
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
he spent an hour trying to convince us that Ted Nugent is Kid Rock from the future. by the end of it i was very close to believing him.
Just got to her place. Her parents are here and are high as a kite.
Her father just game me a high 5 as they left the room. Her mom leaned in and said "this is a rebound thing"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
The guy that stalks me just looked out his window and saw me in his neighbor's hot tub. Get your shit ready the fraternity wars are starting.
And what in gods fuck were you drinking. It tasted like windex with a mixture of juce
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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