normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
She's like an enigma, wrapped in a riddle, tossed in miller light, inside a question. Nobody can explain a Heather.
I threw a hotdog at the security guard and called the bartender "goodlooking for a 35 year old who was rode hard and put away wet"... I would have kicked me out too
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Well I'm a full service fuck buddy so lemme know if I can get you food or water or anything
Probably going to live on vodka sodas and fireball shots
Did he pick you up in a mini van?
Yes. Turns out my sugar daddy is about to be an actual daddy
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