this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
The nausea has returned and I can't handle such things to exit my body so violently
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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