It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Stripper fight on main stage. It just happened. And it was glorious.
you read me verses from the beginners bible until my answering machine finally ran out of time and cut you off.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
He used the expression "my couch is your couch" as a come on line.
I opened my door to find him standing there with vodka, McDonalds, a smile and a hard-on. Of course I let him in.
Either your boy toy or the kid who pulled a knife on me in high school is here
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
I'm surprised I don't have a permanent face imprint between my boobs.
his butt looks cute in my panties so i decided he has to wear panties all the time from now on.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
you know maybe it wouldnt be so bad if it hadnt happened before. At least I didnt blow him this time
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