You can't buy drugs with a ziplock bag full of quarters, chuck-e-cheese coins, and a starbucks giftcard.
watch me
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
i am no longer ashamed when i walk into the dining hall for sunday brunch and i'm greeted with applause for suriving my weekend
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
You set a couch on fire in my brothers backyard?
Just the cushions
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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