he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
The Swedes wanted a tensome.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
My car windows are covered in lube. Happy 4th of July!
oh I'm washing fake blood out of my bra.
I NEED to hang out with you more
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
I see the guy who's been trying to get me to let him eat my ass became engaged on Facebook today; would framed screen shots be an appropriate wedding present?
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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