Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
P.S. I can't hear my feet
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
Your aunt just offered to blow me for a ride home....how did you end up such a prude?
There's a Russian superstition that you'll spend your year the way you celebrate New Year's, so I'm honestly not that surprised you're drunk.
People probably think I’m a fangirl bc I go to so many shows but it’s really bc I like fucking the tour manager
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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