She looked like cheddar but tasted like limburger...
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
It's hard to be judgmental of others when you are wearing silver pleather.
You force fed me pizza in bed last night. That was fun
Hey ask him if he likes swappy seconds
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
I've never wanted anyone to have herpes as I much as I want him to right now.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
Boredom is so much more tolerable when you're stoned off your ass.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
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