She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
woke up and her hair clip was clamped around my shaft
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
I will pre answer that I did not see it the fun way. He was peeing outside.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
I don't know what you slipped me, but my TV is vomming blood right now. Thanks, jerkoff.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
My dad is sitting where you rode me
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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