if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
stayed up to watch the sunrise..saw an albino taking shots on the quad..it's like there's a whole new world of people out there just waiting to meet us
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
I never thought that taking apart multiple age 5 and under puzzles would be part of my house party clean up process.
Yeah, sorry about that. I just couldn't stop.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
I'm about one sudden movement away from being able to cross "throw up in a fortune 100 company's bathroom" off my bucket list.
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
I actually have to watch Breaking Bad to make me feel better about my choices last night.
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I told the emergency room nurse I didn't want to stop and ruin the moment. She said safewords are there for a reason. Super condescending. Got her number though.
Turns out it's a fake number.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
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