Godddamnit i jsu woke up in oharee. My connecxtion left an hro ago. Thosse flight atttendants can DRinK
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
To be fair, I'm probably one of the better candidates for the role of 'baby daddy' in this town
That's the 3rd time I've gone home with her and she passed out on me. I poured 6 boxes of cereal on her and left
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Well my normal tinder strategy of "Will I have sex with her when I'm sober" has been paying off
Keep in mind this was 2012... YOLO was a very new concept.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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