I need to just get drunk and eat a pot pie.
talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
Hey it's Austin.
I am not drunk enough for this conversation.
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
my advisor is telling us the best way to sneak in alcohol on move in day. I definately picked the right college
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Stop studying come to the bar get drunk and help me figure out how to get home pretend there are commas in there someplace
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
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