i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
My epitaph should read "Margaritas: she never learned"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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