I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
He woke up licked his hand and put it on my vag and went back to sleep. This is twice this week and its only wednesday
Yes I hit her with my car. Yes I gave her a ride home. And yes she gave me her number. What's the problem?
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
he told me to hold it and try to write my name in the snow and it seemed like a bonding moment because neither one of us had ever done that before. i didn't anticipate it vibrating and weirding me out therefore making me let go and get my hand peed on.
That girl is nothing but trouble. She's 40% red hair and 60% daddy issues.
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
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