what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i miss you and i wish you were peeing between my legs right now. in a platonic way
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
You do realize it's a Tuesday, right?
You do realize I stopped giving a fuck about calendars when I was 10, right? And besides, it could be the best Tuesday of your life.
We're exchanging pot brownie recipes in my substance abuse class. This is going to be an awesome 7 weeks.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
A seagull just tried to steal my cellphone
I wonder how vigorously I can jack off in a one person tent without being noticed???
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
Randomize
