He just left - my room smells like that cheese they put on nachos and cigarettes and beef
Yo quero taco bell
at least after i hook up with someone i have the decency to ignore them
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
I accidentally screamed the wrong name last night. He stopped for a second, said "fuck it, you're too hot to care," and then continued fucking me.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
btw im using a cooler as a purse cause i love string cheese
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
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