tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
She bent the beer can with her tongue. I'm scared of what she'll do to me
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
No more co-pays for contraceptives. Whoever says Obama is a bad guy has clearly never had a pregnancy scare.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I found her outside drinking steak sauce out of the bottle.
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
All the doctor said was why
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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