I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i took some ambien and I TRIPPED out...i went into my mom's room to say goodnight and i don't remember anything...she said that i got really pissed at her because we were living in the Keebler elf tree and she was visiting other trees, then i started laughing hysterically and she goes "whats so funny?" and i go "there are 7 people sitting on my knees" and she goes "doesn't that hurt?" and i said "no we're sitting in a bowl" and then i capped it off and said "join the crazy train bro" and passed out.
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
You told the bartender you needed 2 beers, and a shot of his cum...
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Look if you're not going to be mine and take care of my needs, I'm going to fuck your sisters.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
sexting while watching Peter Pan the Musical! something just doesn't seem right here
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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