sometime during the course of last night, i decided to get donuts for this morning. i'm a fucking genius when i smoke.
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
dude i woke up in a pile of chocolate chips. this has to stop happening
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Sweet. Warning: i have been drinking at work since 4. Plan accordingly.
I want to pinterest what I want to do with my pubes. Why isn't there a board for that?!
So my Mom pointed out my vibrator on the night stand next to my stun gun and reminded me of how much I drink.
My now ex hook up buddy realized I was hooking up with others when she saw my spotify sex playlist making appearances on fb. fml
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
How much have you had to drink?
Qhaghao Oslo?
That seems like quite a lot.
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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