Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
i live my life in a constant state of hangover.
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
She nearly killed the mood when she said "Don't cum on my spray tan"
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
And amler is totally snoring loud as fuck sitting on the steps with her feet in a puddle of soda puke
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
And by "I love him" I mean "I want his tongue down my throat.
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