i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I thought smoking would make her look better, but all it did was enlighten me to her snaggletooth
Sounds like a blessing in disguise
so when am I gonna get some from you?
when you dick grows 3 inches
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
We raised our shot glasses and you screamed out "TO MY DAD FINALLY GOING TO REHAB!"
This adderall has me convinced I'm an Econ major.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Remember when we partied so hard that dude died and it cockblocked you hooking up with my sister?
I forgot that happened. That's the second dude that died on a vacation I've been on
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
So the next time I search for "Dragon Dildo" on my phone, I should probably clear the browser before handing my phone to someone and that's the first thing they see haha
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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