she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
Sooo sorry about that. And crying. And comparing my life to a duck
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
they're like a gay fantastic four
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
another part of my inner child died when i emptied my crayon bank for dollar beer night.
Woke up in a wet suit with my junk cut out. In a strange apartment. Just found thing biggest bong u have ever seen. WHERE ARE YOU?!?!?!
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I almost took a picture but it looked like he might have a shank and I'm just not at a place in my life where I could handle having tetanus
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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