i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
sometimes i wish i could just stick a turkey baster up there and suck out the blood
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
so i woke up in some guy's bed but then i realized i can atone for this tomorrow
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
Totally forgot Mike has only one ball. Is it sad I'm excited to see it? Or shall I say the lack of it?
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
oh dont worry mom i am not sick my cough is from a recent increase in recreational drug use
that will happen
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