i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
i said i was sorry for his girlfriend's cancer diagnosis and he said "easy come, easy go" and tried to fuck me
i feel like my eyelids need a kick stand.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Why are you barefoot at a strip club?
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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