haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
The thumbs up barstamp on my hand is mocking my hangover with its positivity.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
I'm still pretty drunk right now, but when this hangover hits me, I'm going to be super pissed. It's a preemptive never drinking again.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Literally sucked a dick for ten seconds before I said to myself, this tiny ass penis isn't worth it. My night last night
color coded lube a great way to organize my bootie calls
Memeber that time you got detained in Poland. We don’t talk about that enough
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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