don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
I'm stoned and have been watching so many cartoons that I changed the channel and real people were on, and it scared me
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
Really? Uh ohh sounds like a double date with extra stripper funnnn
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
It's like Jesus got stoned and this would be the sandwiches he'd make
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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