Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I'm afraid to text her because most of the time she just replies with "cockblock."
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
Someone threw up pink in the shower, there's a golf cart tipped over on the lawn and Cousin Brian is missing. What could Friday night throw at us?
I woke up in my bed with candy and beer bottles all around me and i dont know where any of it came from. I love valentines day.
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