Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
I definitely pole-danced a parking meter outside a party last night. The cheering was appreciated.
We're not piercing ourselves today.
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Then a third Canadian I didn't know showed up to the hotel room at like 3am. I let him sleep in our bed because he had pizza.
Vodka Vensday. With a Russian accent... It counts.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
Had to take him to the ER for not only alcohol poisoning but for stepping on a firecracker. Happy 4th holy fuck
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
Listen, I've got balls in my face can I call you back
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
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