just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
we went 3 years between hookups and she got a lot better. Amanda's moving way up the booty call pecking order.
If by date you mean washing Pizza house down with a bottle of wine, then yes I have a date.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
He just showed up at my house with a giant box of Trojans and a 6-pack of Yoohoo "for a special treat afterwards". I'm in love.
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