I totally ignored my nose and drank sour milk this morning. The tupid carton said 4/22/09. i puked everywhere..
one might say we're banned from that church
Can you imagine it being physically possible any other way unless the cows are unnaturally flexible
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
Yeah. Well last night I sold my shoes to a man who I'm pretty sure has a weird foot fetish for $150 cash.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
DO NOT LET HIM TAKE CONTROL OVER YOUR BOWELS
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
I have 2 phone numbers written on my vagina. I told you I shouldnt be left to my own devices after tequila shots.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
I don't wanna SLEEP with him, I want to start bar fights with him. There's a difference.
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