I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
Houston, we have a blender
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
As we're eating sushi she goes I just want to get a disease so my mom can take care of me... Great first date
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
If I had any lingering questions about my sexuality, the strip club tonight verified I'm 100% gay
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
its like i get a dick upgrade with every new guy i screw, at this rate i'm scared to see my next one
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
What do you do when you legitimately find a hidden sex dungeon in your parents basement next to your bedroom!!?
Randomize
