Please explain to me why I only attract Mormon guys. Just explain that to me.
I think it's God trying to counter your lustful nature. Imagine if Agnostics liked you. You'd never come out of your bedroom.
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
get back quick. that 17 year old who peed on your car wants to do shots.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
i accidentally sent all my draft messages..how do i do damage control for the multiple "fuck me now" type msgs sent at ten am?
No one likes a giant penis on their phone screen. I mean cmon. I'm a lady.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
i just honestly didn't believe you when you said your brother was a fucking clown. ho shit you weren't kidding.
I walk in and my mom has a Christian workout program playing. It's like, gospel music with an "electronic" beat to go with it. And then they try to save your soul at the end. I hate being home.
It was one of those "how did I get to my bed and what am I wearing" mornings.
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
He literally had a Trump sign in his front yard. I just can't now.
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