Pants 0. Shit 1.
i think i just puked on my phone
we live great lives
my dad is going to jail this weekend
where are we going to get our weed from?
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
I'm watching people hook up tonight who, when they wake up tomorrow, are going to wish they were blind.
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
He wanted me to strip for him. I told him that we aren't at that serious of a fuck buddy relationship yet
He came over last night and as soon as we started having sex Siri announced "you've arrived at your destination." I think it was some kinda sign
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
He has no idea I'm scrolling through Instagram while he's going down on me. I'm so bored.
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
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